Comedy Central organised a roast for Justin Bieber for his 21st birthday and it was nice and lovely show though some people said its brutal, including Justin himself...
Canadian singer and songwriter Justin Drew Bieber who celebrate his 21st birthday March 1st offered himself up for sacrifice to the comedy gods as the target of the annual Comedy Central roast. Just as a birthday present...
With his mother and grandparents by his side and "prepared for the worst," Bieber was greeted by a throng of photographers and reporters as he entered the Sony Studios lot on Saturday evening in Culver City, California.
The roast master was Kevin Hart, and included Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart, Ludacris, Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), Shaquille O'Neil, Jeff Ross, Hannibal Buress, Chris D'Elia, and Pete Davidson.
The roast — which lasted for four hours — was kicked off by Hart, who said they were "gonna do what parents and the legal system should have done a long time… give the boy an ass wooping he deserves."
Here are the best jokes from the night:
"Selena Gomez couldn't be here tonight. Just because she didn't want to be here" – Kevin Hart.
"You have it all… except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy." – Chris D'Elia
"Justin, I don't like your music. I think it's bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy." – Hannibal Buress
"Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right." – Snoop
"All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time." – Natasha Legerro
"Justin… you have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn't rank that low… and he uses your music to torture people." – Shaq
"Sixty million Twitter followers? The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower." – Martha Stewart
"Orlando Bloom took a swing at you, you have a perfume called Girlfriend, you threw eggs at a house… not gangsta." – Kevin Hart
"You act so much like a p–sy, Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you." – Ludacris
Natasha Leggero on fellow roaster Martha Stewart: "I'm not saying Martha Stewart is old, but she needs a new Walker more than the 'Fast and Furious' franchise."
Hannibal Buress on Bieber's music: "You were the fifth most-hated person in the world last year. Kim Jong-Un didn't even rate that high — and he uses your music to torture people."
Ludacris on Shaquille O'Neal: "Shaq is the first player in the NBA whose shoe size, IQ and jersey are all the same number.
Buress on the quality of the dais: "Y'all know it's a shitty dais when Ludacris is the best actor on it."
Davidson on Kevin Hart fans: "If you don't know who Kevin Hart is, congratulations on finishing college. Kevin's next special is just him jiggling keys at you."
Leggero on her male roasters: "There is a lot of star power in here. These guys have made millions — in child support payments."
D'elia on O'Neal: "People don't realize this, but those 'I Can't Breathe" T-shirts were about Shaq's last season with the Celtics."
Martha Stewart on Hart's hosting skills: "Kevin, listening to you yell your jokes for the past two hours is the hardest time I've ever done."
Stewart on Leggero: "I do a lot of gardening, but you are without a doubt the dirtiest, used-up hoe I have ever seen."
Leggro in a show-stopping joke on the brain power in the room: "Kevin has a huge Napoleon complex. Kevin, Napoleon was the leader of France. Ludacris — France is in Europe. Justin, Europe is a continent. Shaq — a continent is not a free breakfast."
Martha Stewart on Bieber's social media influence: "Justin, I'm sure it's great to have 60 million followers on Twitter, but the only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower."
Snoop Dogg on Kevin Hart: "Kevin is from Philadelphia, just like Bill Cosby. And just like Bill Cosby — women can't tell when Kevin is inside them."
Jeffrey Ross on Bieber's ex-girlfriend: "Did you break up with Selena Gomez because she grew a mustache before you?"
Bieber also had his time as he gave a rebuttal to those who roasted him.
"Damn, you guys were brutal," he said. "This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birth.
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